One late night in a New Orleans topless bar, while nursing our second three fingers of Wild Turkey with a group of blues detectives, I couldn't help but (no pun intended) notice this young lady and her tatoo as she danced by us, on her way down to a business man with a bad comb over. He was wearing burgandy polyesther pants, genuine imitation white patent leather stack heel shoes with plastic gold buckles, matching belt, and a white polyesther ribbed short sleeved shirt unbuttoned past his chest, and he was waving a five dollar bill in his teeth. One of our blues detectives whipped out his instamatic and captured this Kodac moment. Lordy, have mercy, it's one of The Official Wet T-Shirt Logos and one of The Official Testimonies by Flesh of The Bone Conduction Music Show.
Helpful Viewing Hint: Move your mouse cursor to the young ladies, shall we say...'in shape', rear end and click to see the full-size, larger than life tattoo in all it's splendor. : Never move your mouse cursor to the real life in-shape rear end of dancer in a topless bar (unless, of course, she asks you to). If you do, a bouncer with arms as big around as Volkswagons will have you in a head lock faster than a bum can dive onto a baloney sandwich and you will be 'escorted' to the street, face first...
T-shirt logo courtesy of Fred Hooper, The Official Minister of Wet T-shirts of The Bone Conduction Music Show.
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