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NEVER DO ANYTHING STUPID (This applies to life in general, but it is particularly relevant in barroom situations).
Waitress, another round, please... make them doubles. Keep them coming
until someone passes out and then cut us back to singles... and could you
turn up the juke box on your way to the bar...
Looking for that special drink to impress that special someone? Have we got a
drink recipe for you.
But wait, kids, there's more...this is yet another bartender page. There are just so many
cool drinks and so little time.
Bartenders are assured a place on the Elvis Wing in The Great Beyond. This is
something they never told you at Sunday School. They were waiting until you
were old enough to handle it.
There is nothing quite like a rollin' barroom filled with the blistering
strains of a white hot blues band to singe your wig and make your young
blood boil. Why not visit one tonight? You'll be glad you did.
As you lie on your deathbed, praying to the
good Lord for just a a little more time, you will not be thinking of the
hours you spent at the office on the job...need I say more?
We welcome your
comments and input
concerning places that offer Graduate Degrees in Buzzology, places that stay
open real late with loud cool music, down with it watering holes where nobody would dare to wear sensible shoes. If you know of any joints like this worthy of mention where you or someone you know has strapped on a pleasantly memorable level seven buzz, drop us an
email and tell us about it. Now, if you would please be so kind...excuse me
while I do the boogaloo...
Remember, we care, and we can help!
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