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May I buy you a drink? We don't advocate excess on The Bone Conduction Music Show, but it has always worked well for us. We have no problem with edge walking. Just remember, and we can not stress this strongly enough:

NEVER DO ANYTHING STUPID (This applies to life in general, but it is particularly relevant in barroom situations).

Waitress, another round, please... make them doubles. Keep them coming until someone passes out and then cut us back to singles... and could you turn up the juke box on your way to the bar...

Looking for that special drink to impress that special someone? Have we got a drink recipe for you.

But wait, kids, there's more...this is yet another bartender page. There are just so many cool drinks and so little time.

Bartenders are assured a place on the Elvis Wing in The Great Beyond. This is something they never told you at Sunday School. They were waiting until you were old enough to handle it.

There is nothing quite like a rollin' barroom filled with the blistering strains of a white hot blues band to singe your wig and make your young blood boil. Why not visit one tonight? You'll be glad you did.

Important point:
As you lie on your deathbed, praying to the good Lord for just a a little more time, you will not be thinking of the hours you spent at the office on the job...need I say more?

We welcome your comments and input concerning places that offer Graduate Degrees in Buzzology, places that stay open real late with loud cool music, down with it watering holes where nobody would dare to wear sensible shoes. If you know of any joints like this worthy of mention where you or someone you know has strapped on a pleasantly memorable level seven buzz, drop us an email and tell us about it. Now, if you would please be so kind...excuse me while I do the boogaloo...



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